Someone Broke Into An Ontario Home To Poop In A Dishwasher But Stole Nothing

The residents were asleep.
Contributing Writer

One Ontario homeowner woke up to a stinky surprise this weekend.

Guelph police are on the hunt for a suspect who entered an east-end home on Sunday and pooped in a dishwasher. 

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Nothing was taken, however, the culprit defecated on the open dishwasher.


Guelph Police

The incident occurred sometime between 1:00 a.m. and 8:15 a.m. on September 13 in a home near Starwood Drive and Eastview Road.

The accused is thought to have come through an unlocked backdoor before doing the deed. The home's residents were asleep at the time.

Nothing was stolen during the time of the break-in. 

Anyone with further information on the case is being asked to contact Const. John Hunt at 519-824-1212 ext. 7359 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.

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