Jeff Bezos Went To Space On A Penis-Shaped Rocket & The Internet Can't Get Over It

These tweets are TOO good.

Jeff Bezos' Rocket Looks Like A Giant Penis & The Internet Is Going Wild
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On Tuesday, July 20, Jeff Bezos blasted into space. While the fact itself is noteworthy, people appear to be the most fascinated with the shape of Bezos' rocket.

People can't seem to help but notice that aerospace company Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket looks like a giant penis. Some are drawing comparisons between the rocket and Dr. Evil's phallic rocket from Austin Powers.

"Can't look at Bezos' ridiculously phallic Blue Origin rocket without thinking of the Austin Powers version," one Twitter user wrote.

Another user wrote, "jeff bezos's rocket looks a lil…. nvm."

Some people on Twitter are even comparing Jeff Bezos to Dr. Evil himself.

To sum it all up, the richest person in the world blasted off into space today and did so on a phallic rocket that has sent the internet into an Austin Powers throwback frenzy.

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