Please complete your profile to unlock commenting and other important features.

Please select your date of birth for special perks on your birthday. Your username will be your unique profile link and will be publicly used in comments.
Narcity Pro

This is a Pro feature.

Time to level up your local game with Narcity Pro.

Pro

$5/month

$40/year

  • Everything in the Free plan
  • Ad-free reading and browsing
  • Unlimited access to all content including AI summaries
  • Directly support our local and national reporting and become a Patron
  • Cancel anytime.
For Pro members only Pro
Summary

Toronto’s Iconic Inside Jokes Have Been Turned Into Steamy Romantic Love Cards

The only way to declare your love for your Toronto shordy.
Contributor

If you're looking for a way to tell your main squeeze that you really love them, look no further.

These artists are spreading the love with Toronto's most iconic inside jokes.

From the wild adventure that is the Queen and Spadina McDonald's to the time the Leafs lost to a Zamboni driver, these cards poke fun at all our highs and lows.

Editor's Choice: Tons Of Rescued Puppies & Dogs Just Arrived In Ontario And They Need Homes

The first one is a birthday card, featuring the and only time Kawhi Leonard laughed.

And how can we talk about the Raptors without mentioning K-Low and his beautiful backside?

This one is only for someone you really love because who among us is brave enough for this harrowing feat?

If you live around Eglinton, this one might hit a little too close to home.

A painful, yet accurate, shot at the Toronto Maple Leafs.

And, of course, no Toronto greeting card is complete without Drake.

  • Abby Neufeld was a writer at Narcity Canada. She received her Bachelor of Arts in English and Professional Communications at the University of Victoria. Her past work has been published in The Toronto Star, Bitch Media, Canadian Dimension, This Magazine, and more. In 2019, Abby co-founded The New Twenties, an environmentally-focused literary and arts magazine.

Canadians will be able to get Canadian Tire Money with their Tim Hortons orders soon

Here's what you need to know about this Canadian collab! 🇨🇦☕

The Marineland from your childhood is dead: Inside the grim reality of what's left behind

Recent drone footage from the semi-abandoned site shows the animals who've been left behind.