Toronto’s Iconic Inside Jokes Have Been Turned Into Steamy Romantic Love Cards

The only way to declare your love for your Toronto shordy.
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If you're looking for a way to tell your main squeeze that you really love them, look no further.

These artists are spreading the love with Toronto's most iconic inside jokes.

From the wild adventure that is the Queen and Spadina McDonald's to the time the Leafs lost to a Zamboni driver, these cards poke fun at all our highs and lows.

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The first one is a birthday card, featuring the and only time Kawhi Leonard laughed.

And how can we talk about the Raptors without mentioning K-Low and his beautiful backside?

This one is only for someone you really love because who among us is brave enough for this harrowing feat?

If you live around Eglinton, this one might hit a little too close to home.

A painful, yet accurate, shot at the Toronto Maple Leafs.

And, of course, no Toronto greeting card is complete without Drake.

  • Abby Neufeld was a writer at Narcity Canada. She received her Bachelor of Arts in English and Professional Communications at the University of Victoria. Her past work has been published in The Toronto Star, Bitch Media, Canadian Dimension, This Magazine, and more. In 2019, Abby co-founded The New Twenties, an environmentally-focused literary and arts magazine.

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