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9 Canada Geese Memes That Are Honking Hilarious

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There are plenty of animals that are considered to be icons in Canada including beavers, moose and polar bears. However, anyone who lives in the Great White North knows that Canada geese are the country's true mascots, despite their notoriously bad attitude.

If you have ever had an experience with one of these instantly recognizable birds, then you know that they can go off in a second. They hiss, they honk, and worst of all, they chase you down if you get too close. These memes embody the spirit of the Canada goose, just not necessarily in a positive way.

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There Is No Protecc Here

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This is a very accurate representation of the usual "he protecc, he attacc' meme format. However, anyone who has had a run-in with a goose knows that all they know is to "attacc."

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  • Colin Leggett was a Contributing Editor with Narcity Canada. He wrote on the national news team for over a year and contributed to coverage of the 2019 Canadian Federal Election, as well as the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Colin has a Bachelor's Degree in Communications and Cultural Theory from McMaster University, as well as a graduate certificate in Television Writing and Producing from Humber College. He is an avid consumer of politics and pop culture, having written about everything from food to television to Canada-U.S. relations.

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