If you love Vancouver, you're definitely ignoring these 6 terrible things

The infamous "Vancouver bail"

If you haven't heard of the Vancouver bail, it's exactly what it sounds like. Unless you were thinking of "bail" as in "prison" — then it's nothing like that.

The “Vancouver bail” — also known as the BC bail — is when someone makes plans with you and then cancels at the last minute, usually with a vague excuse and just enough notice to ruin your evening. In Vancouver, this happens constantly. In fact, I’d argue it's often more likely someone will bail than actually show up.

My working theory is that the Vancouver bail is what happens when a city has high social anxiety and low interpersonal courage. People want to seem chill, spontaneous, and in demand, but when it comes time to actually leave the house and follow through, they crumble.

I also think Vancouver attracts a very specific kind of person: someone who doesn't want the limitations of a small town, but also can't quite handle the pace, grit, or social confidence of a bigger city like Toronto or Montreal.

So that person you met on a night out in Chinatown, who you thought might become your new friend? There's a decent chance you will never see them again.

The nightlife is so bad that one decent bar gets treated like Studio 54

I don’t think this should even qualify as a hot take. The nightlife in Vancouver is objectively bad.

I would genuinely rather be hammered and alone in Dinkelsbühl — a tiny German town with 12,000 people — than go to Twelve West on a Saturday night with friends. For reasons no one has ever adequately explained to me, table-service clubs still have a chokehold on this city. And sorry, but bottle service as a concept has felt embarrassing since at least 2017.

That's how deprived Vancouver is of a real nightlife scene: one decent bar gets treated like Studio 54 (If you're Gen-Z, this will go over your head, and that's OK).

The city developers being addicted to glass condos

I have a bone to pick with the city planners of Vancouver. I know they thought they were slick with the whole “City of Glass” thing, but I’d argue it was — as millennials have not said since 2012 — an epic fail.

“Vancouver is so beautiful.” Sure. But also... where? Every inch of shoreline seems to have been overdeveloped with imposing green-glass towers that now feel aggressively dated — like the worst parts of the 2000s preserved in condo form.

In my opinion (the correct one), the best cities are the ones with character. Montreal has it. Quebec City has it. Even Victoria has more charm. Meanwhile — outside of a few pockets of Chinatown, Mount Pleasant, and South Granville — Vancouver real estate listings are basically just a slideshow of grey floors, cold lighting, and varying shades of developer glass. Charmless.

And if charm is not your thing, fine. Toronto has plenty of brutalist buildings, and at least those have a point of view.

The art and cultural scene feels thin AF for a city this rich

The Vancouver art scene is no good. There's honestly no elegant way to say it. I don't really care if the VAG pulls together a solid exhibition now and then. I'm talking about the bigger picture — and the bigger picture is bleak.

For a city this rich, this grant-funded, and this desperate to brand itself as worldly and sophisticated, the overall cultural scene feels painfully thin. Where is the risk? Where is the edge? Where is the work that actually makes the city feel alive?

It all went downhill after Twilight.

The Italian food scene isn't great

With the exception of a few Nonna-approved spots, the Italian food scene in Vancouver isn't great.

Sushi? Sure. We have that on lock. Dim sum, izakaya, and all the Asian fusion your little heart desires? Beautiful. But Italian? Not so much. And before anyone gets brave in the comments, I’m 100% Italian, so let’s not do this.

Maybe I'm biased, but we all know Italian food is the best food. You can dress it up or dress it down. It can be cozy or bougie. It has range. Also, it's basically carbs and dairy — aka two of the greatest food groups of all time.

In general, Vancouver's food scene can feel a little underwhelming. I won't name names, but...here are a few.

Yes, you can find tasty spots if you know where to look. But a lot of people seem to rotate between the same few restaurants they’ve been going to for the last decade, and that can start to feel a little stale.

The amount of tickets handed out

The VPD are absolute masters of the speed trap. Professional prowlers, honestly. I swear these people are trying to hit their monthly quota on the first day of every month. At a certain point, you have to assume they’re doing it for the love of the game.

There is no city where I’ve gotten more parking tickets, speeding tickets, or “on-my-phone” tickets than Vancouver (it's an emergency playlist change, get off my back!).

The enforcement here feels relentless. They cruise in their undercover black Dodges waiting to get you. They be LURKING near suspiciously abrupt speed changes, and somehow always seem to appear the second your meter expires.

And sorry, but the punishment does not fit the crime. An expired meter should not feel like a minor financial crisis. That should be a $20 inconvenience at most, not something that ruins the rest of your afternoon.