This Small Canadian Town May Seem Quiet But It's Actually Kinky AF & We Have The Receipts

Small town, biiiiig dildos. 🍆

Two pairs of feet on a bed. Right: a small town in B.C.

Two pairs of feet on a bed. Right: a small town in B.C.

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Online sex shop Pink Cherry took a survey of customer purchases and behaviours in towns and cities all over Canada in 2022, and their ranking of Canada's sexiest places has revealed a charming small town in B.C. as the top spot for getting busy.

Located on Vancouver Island just southwest of Victoria, the idyllic seaside town of Colwood is known for Hatley Castle, the Fisgard lighthouse — and, apparently, its affinity for kinky stuff.

Pink Cherry analyzed 295 towns and cities in Canada, then calculated its rankings based on sex toy sales per person. Canadian towns were classified as places with populations of fewer than 300,000 people.

Out of all Canadian towns, Colwood ranked first in Canada for several categories, including vibrators, dildos, male masturbators and bondage restraints.

Since B.C. recently took the crown as Canada's "kinkiest province," this shouldn't come as a surprise to folks — it seems West Coasters like to get freaky.

According to the report, the residents of Colwood enjoy strawberry-flavoured lube, butt plugs, restraints and seven-inch dildos the most.

Among their most purchased products, there are a couple of vibrators, a strapless strap-on and a sex-thruster machine, which is $799 at regular price, but it's currently on sale for $559 if you want to get in on the action. (The folks of Colwood evidently know a deal when they see it!)

Four B.C. towns are listed among the country's sexiest, the most out of any province. As for cities? Calgary took the title. Yay for sex positivity in Western Canada!

Canada's Top 10 Sexiest Towns

  1. Colwood, B.C.
  2. Amos, Quebec
  3. Estevan, Saskatchewan
  4. Terrace, B.C.
  5. Edmunston, New Brunswick
  6. Roberval, Quebec
  7. Weyburn, Saskatchewan
  8. Salmon Arm, B.C.
  9. Powell River, B.C.
  10. Canmore, Alberta

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    Sierra Riley (she/her) is a Sponsored Content Contributing Writer for Narcity Media's Studio with roots in Vancouver and Toronto. Her writings on art, food, travel and pop culture have appeared in national publications including Maclean’s, PRISM, This, RANGE, Vancouver Pride Magazine and SAD Mag. On the side, she acts, believes in ghosts and runs a Taylor Swift stan account. She's also working on a spooky, queer YA novel. Follow her on Instagram @siemarilyn and Twitter @urhouseishauntd.

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