7 Hilarious Doug Ford Quotes From 2020 That We Will Never Forget

"I look like a sheepdog."
Contributing Writer

While 2020 has been a year filled with bad news, there were some funny moments that are worth highlighting. 

Doug Ford, in particular, has supplied plenty of giggle-worthy quotes over these long months. 

His accidental punchlines have served as a bright side during Ontario's endless COVID-19 press conferences.

We thought we would make a list to commemorate them.

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"They must be a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

Frustrated with people hosting illegal parties in Ontario during COVID-19, Ford mic dropped this zinger back in September.

"We have a bunch of yahoos out in the front of Queen’s Park sitting there protesting."

Song of the summer? Probably not, but Ford's infamous catchphrase-turned-jingle still slaps.

"I'd send you to the MRI to get your brain scanned because I don't think there is anything in there."

Ford put his dad hat back on in September to scold residents for massive social gatherings. 

"I will be like an 800-pound gorilla on their backs."

Back in May, Ford was livid that COVID-19 testing in Ontario wasn't progressing fast enough. So, he swore to be more than a monkey on assessment centres' backs.

"Look at my hair. I look like a sheepdog right now."

Ford definitely wasn't into the whole no haircuts during quarantine thing.

"A joint, a doobie, a reefer, whatever the heck they call it nowadays."

Is this a picture of him calling up a millennial to get the scoop on what the kids are calling the "Devil's lettuce" these days?

"God knows I need a little bit of exercise."

When asked about golf club closures back in May, the premier admitted that he could use a little fresh air himself. 

  • Contributing Writer

    Patrick John Gilson (he/him) is a Contributing Writer with Narcity Media. He is a pro at ensuring his content is both exciting and tailored to millennials. He specializes in breaking news and investigative stories that require him to be on scene— something he enjoys and thrives in.

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