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Ryan Reynolds Said The Back Of Dwayne Johnson's Head Looks Like A Penis & We Can't Unsee It

And it's apparently "hard as a rock." 😂🍆

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Ryan Reynolds recently channelled his inner Deadpool character on a talk show where he had some choice words to say about Dwayne Johnson's head.

On Saturday, November 6, the two actors appeared on The Jonathan Ross Show along with co-star Gal Gadot to promote their upcoming flick Red Notice, and things took an unexpectedly phallic turn.

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"I try to never say anything cruel to Dwayne that I know can't get away with," Reynolds said. "But I did say the back of his head did look not too dissimilar to a penis. [...] That's a scary thing to say to someone like Dwayne."

"That's a very big head," chimed in Gadot.

"His head looks like a beautiful penis," Reynolds continued. "I'm just going to say it because that's what it looks like, a gorgeous penis."

The talk show host then asked Johnson to turn around so that the audience could catch a glimpse of the alleged resemblance.

"It's stunning," Johnson said about the "Johnson" on the back of his own head.

"And hard as a rock," Reynolds cheekily chimed in.

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